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  Bible Teach Book points the finger at JW's themselves!

  by The Fall Guy in

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  2. bible

  one of my all-time favourite illustrations:.

  bible teach, chap.

  16 p. 154 pars.

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  @stuckinarut2: "...just 1% of deadly poison in a glass of water makes it dangerous".

  The problem with Jehovah's Witnesses is, they never started off in a clear glass of water. They've been swimming around in the murky fluids of a cesspool since 1884. Henceforth, any proceeding drops of poison go by completely unnoticed. Vision clouded, members blindly drift along in that deleterious solvent known as the Watchtower.

  @pale.emperor Exactly right. By their own illustration, Jehovah's Witnesses should eagerly hand the chalk over to us rebels, allowing us to prove what bumbling errors we've been exalting. The double standard of silencing apostates is firmly in place for one reason only:

  "If it can be destroyed by the truth, it DESERVES to be destroyed by the truth." - Carl Sagan

  The Watchtower leadership knows full well that the truthful information we possess is ultimately what can destroy such a poorly constructed religious ideology.
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  Sometimes it's the little things....

  by dubstepped in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm listening to a podcast where a former elder describes how another elder conducted the watchtower study about hyperbole.

  the elder called it hyper-bowl.

  soon the whole congregation called it hyper-bowl.

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  Haha, you just brought up a funny memory of mismatched music and lyrics, @dubstepped.

  I distinctly remember a couple of years ago when the song we were to sing was Jehovah is our Refuge. The music was all wrong, but the enthusiastic brother a few rows ahead of me belted out (in perfect time with the beat):

  "JE-HO-VAH... is our REF-U-GEE!"

  Hey, a little ad-lib never hurt anyone.
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  Material such as the film at the end of this years convention confirms that I was right to take my kids out the religion

  by jambon1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it’s quite affirming to see the horrific material that they’re serving up at the convention this year.

  aside from blatant homophobia, the scenes at the end of the convention that are discussed on another thread stoop to new levels of fear mongering.

  it seems to occur to nobody inside the organisation that this kind of material could trigger fear, deprsssion, anxiety, stress.

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  Not quite twenty years ago, there was a big stir when my father welded two pieces of steel together to make a pendant in the shape of a cross for a part he played in the meeting, acting like a priest. Everyone was so offended because he had the nerve to make an idol, even for illustration purposes. Now with these Touchstone Pictures-esque productions, there are machine guns being toted by the actor brothers as casually as briefcases on a Saturday morning. Clearly, my old man was way ahead of Jehovah's digital chariot.

  As I once asked him last year: "Dad... be honest. Is this the same religion you remember from years ago?"

  He paused while looking straight ahead. Finally, he said it. "No."

  @stcukinarut2 Described the situation best by saying my father had been cooked like the frog in a pot of water. Slowly and slowly, the temperature got turned up. And now, it's too late to leap out of this cult which is so clearly bubbling over with scalding nonsense.
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  Good Advice in the August 2018 Study Edition WT

  by neat blue dog in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've heard numerous people here say something like, 'the best revenge is living a good life'.

  well, apparently the wt agrees, in the august study edition:.

  at times, people maysay unfair or critical things about us.

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  Damn, DOC. You should have trademarked that sh*t.
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  Two May 19th articles about Lauren Stuart who killed her husband & two children-left a video & suicide note blaming sexual abuse & exclusion

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5748191/woman-blamed-sexual-abuse-ostracism-jehovahs-witness-reasons-killing-suicide.html.

  revealed: ex-jehovah's witness turned model, 45, left a video and suicide note blaming childhood sex abuse and exclusion from her religion for killing her husband and children.

  lauren stuart of keego harbor, michigan had been researching suicide methods on youtube and videos on how to use a glock for weeks .

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  @StephaneLaliberte: "Religious people go against their instinct. That is, they will feel this way until the fault comes down to their religious beliefs. Then, they will stop reasoning, and turn everything upside out. They are unable to consider the possibility that their could be something wrong with their faith."

  EXACTLY THE SAME sentiment is expressed here at 07:04 into the video. These four minutes you'll listen to are the most heart-wrenching, frustrating and anger-inducing comments you'll hear from Witnesses rationalizing the suicide of a distraught son being shunned. Parents wouldn't even read his suicide note in case it contained anything "apostate". That was their final act of shunning:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpeK0w2BY9I
  
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  Hospitality - How not to.....March 2018 study article.

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  what do you make of this part of the march 2018 watchtower study edition?.

  2 among other things, peter urged his brothers: “be hospitable to one another.” (1 pet.

  4:9) the word “hospitality” in greek literally means “fondness for, or kindness to, strangers.” note, however, that peter urged his christian brothers and sisters to be hospitable “to one another,” to those whom they already knew and associated with.

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  I remember when I was younger and going house to house with my father, he would say to the householder, "Imagine if everyone in the world abided by just the one verse, the 'Golden Rule', how different things would be. 'Do unto others...'" and he'd let them finish the well-known Christian quote.

  I guess my old man misunderstood the term "others" and misapplied it to include everyone outside of the Watchtower. Or maybe Jesus got it wrong and needed some New Light.

  New rule! Treat others (the world) with INhospitableness, the way you don't like to be treated.
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  Hospitality - How not to.....March 2018 study article.

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  what do you make of this part of the march 2018 watchtower study edition?.

  2 among other things, peter urged his brothers: “be hospitable to one another.” (1 pet.

  4:9) the word “hospitality” in greek literally means “fondness for, or kindness to, strangers.” note, however, that peter urged his christian brothers and sisters to be hospitable “to one another,” to those whom they already knew and associated with.

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  "Note, however, that Peter urged his Christian brothers and sisters to be hospitable 'to one another,' to those whom they already knew and associated with."

  Really! Let's take a look at Matthew 5:47, then, shall we?

  "If you are kind only to your friends, how are you different from anyone else? Even pagans do that." - New Living Translation.

  Watchtower's rendering of the words "one another" is nothing but a self-serving mutilation of the original text. Furthermore, they are in no position to bemoan that the rest of the world is uncooperative with Witnesses when it is they themselves who are against helping those outside their minority group.

  Watchtower members, take a look at the stimuli you're putting out there in the world: segregation, selfishness, hostility and entitlement. What you put in, you get out.
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  So what would "Perfect Life" REALLY be like?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i wonder sometimes just how jws try and comprehend what perfect life would really be like if "adam and eve" had not sinned?.

  how would we live?

  what would the realities be like?

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  Omg imagine no WiFi.
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  We just enjoyed a wonderful experience! Richard Dawkins live.

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we just enjoyed a wonderful evening seeing richard dawkins live in sydney.

  it was an event to promote his latest book, and was another opportunity to expand our "god given" brains!😜.

  https://thinkinc.org.au/dawkins/.

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  Now go compare Science in the Soul by Dawkins w/ credit to Hitchens to Rutherford's The Finished Mystery with Posthumous credit to Russell.

  

  

  
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  Foetus baptism

  by Fay Dehr in

  1. social
  2. humour

  foetus baptism - surely coming to a watchtower study article soon?

  jw parents are reminded of 2 ti.3:14,14 "from infancy you have known the holy writings".

  and the watchtower explains the greek word bre'phos "infancy" as follows: "...it is generally used of an unborn child.

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  entire world*